Britney Spears is kicking off her Circus tour today. She will be traveling with
her kids and and K-Fed. Yes K-Fed will be getting rich off of this little arrange-
ment as I reported yesterday. However, Britney is apparently a little bit nervous
about performing. She shouldn't be. She has done it a million times before and
since she has been working out she is looking better now than she ever has
previously in her life. Of course her manager Larry Rudolph is full of prop-
oganda and is saying this is going to be Britney Spears best tour ever. Saying
it will be full of "spectacular-ness." Guess what dipshit? That isn't a word.
Worst case scenario, if Britney becomes too nervous she will probably pee a
little and if anything scares her she will probably shit her pants right there
on the stage. Now that is worth $500.
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