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notorious news Is Going On Hiatus

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OK people so here is whats up. I am moving and won't have a computer for a while
so notorious news is going on hiatus. It won't be too long. Maybe a couple of weeks
which in the entertainment blog business isn't very long. I'll try to drop a story here
and there every once in a while, but for the most part I will be waiting for my new
comp, and then it will be back to business as usual. Take care folks! I love you!

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A Sneak Peek At Living Lohan

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Good morning everyone. I don't know if you have heard this, but Lindsay Lohan's

mother Dina and sister Ali are going to be starring on a new show on E titled

Living Lohan. It will be all about the building of Ali Lohan's career as an upcoming

actress or musician or whatever the fuck it is she does that she feels she is entitled

to be famous. I don't know when the show starts but I have found a sneak peek

of the show above. The clip is actually pretty funny. Its Dina bitching to a blogger

like me about how he has an "explicit" picture of Lindsay on his site and she is

threatening to sick her lawyers on him if he doesn't take it down. I am glad I

have not been sued yet, and trust me I have posted alot of stuff that is lawyer worthy.

So if you like the Lohans take a peek, if you don't look anyway because it is good

for a laugh. Source


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Christina Aguilera's Big Boobs Are Big News

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Happy Friday everybody! Its is such a nice day here in St.Louis. Also there is
practically nothing going on in the tabloid world. So here is a picture of Christina
Aguilera and her giant boobs. This is just my point of view but aren't her boobs
a little vieny to be attractive. I am a guy so I will bang just about anybody but
I can't get over her blue vieny massive tits. Its OK though, I'd still nail her. So
congrats Xtina on your giant sexy rack. Oh yea and the kid thing is great too.

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Gross Out Of The Year

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Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse
lock lips.
Angelina Jolie is having twins.
Hilary Duff is still the cutest
chick in Hollywood.
Kristy Lee Cook needs to be
a bigger whore if she wants
to remain famous.
Tara Reid's stomach seems
to be improving.
Lost spoilers.
Britney Spears banged into
another driver on the road.
[ Nehked ]
Is it me or does Britney
Spears look ugly as sin in
the How I Met Your Mother
episodes.
Marisa Miller is hot. But not
the hottest woman in the
world.

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Amy Winehouse Has Shitty Friends

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Kirstian Marr the bass player for Towers of London kinda sorta crashed out at Amy
Winehouse's place last night. The only thing was, is she wasn't home. People are
speculating on rather or not he is homeless. But from recent reports he is dating
Jude Law's ex-girlfriend Sadie Frost. I don't know why this dude slept on Amy
Winehouse's floor and not at his own place but he was eventually arrested anyway
and taken to a place where he can catch some Z's. It goes without saying that the
cops were going to be called because the paparazzi don't want anything to happen to
their cash cow so they called the po-pos themselves. When the cops asked him if
he would like to call Sadie he said, "Er,no I don't think she would be too pleased."
Yea I wouldn't be pleased either. Anyway, this is just another point for Amy Winhouse
to prove she is a crack addict whore and surrounds herself with the same type of
people she is.

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Suge Knight Got Knocked The Fuck Out!

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I don't really like rap. So posting about a rap producer or whatever the fuck he is
is the last thing on my to-do list. But everywhere you go,TMZ,X17,Splash or where
ever, all you see is pics of Suge Knight layed out at some night club. Apparently
as the story goes a friend of Suges and another guy were arguing about who makes
moer money and when Suge overheard the conversation he stepped in to stand
up for his friend. When that happened the guy who was arguing threw one punch
and knocked out Knight for 3 minutes. Pretty funny when you think about it, but
since 99.9% of the people in this country doesn't know who Suge Knight is, it kind
of makes this a moot story. But there you have it. Gangster rap producer Suge
Knight got knocked out. Who the fuck cares?

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Eva Mendes Is Topless In Italian Vogue

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Mmmm sexy. It seems that these days Eva Mendes is the only chick carrying
the torch of females who will pose nude for movies or and photo shoots. She
doesn't seem to be shy at all. Which I like very much. In these photos her wardrobe
and hairdo look kind of wacky but that is not something that cannot be fixed by
her showing a little bit of boobage. And if you want to see her ass just check out
the photoshoot she did with Peta. Putting a butt-load of pictures on this blog is
a pain in the ass, so if you want to see more of Eva Mendes nude just check out
Egotastic As for me, I'm out, so have a happy weekend everybody.

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Audrina Patridge: Coming To A Theatre Near You

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So this girl can't even act. She is handed a script on a "reality" show and she can't even
deliver with that. She doesn't even know the name of the movie she will be starring in.
All she says is, " I play the girlfriend of some cocky guy who thinks hes the shit... and I
kind of have him wrapped around my finger." Not bad. I personally want to see Audrina
in a movie. Especially a rated R movie because that means we may get to have a shot
at seeing her tits. I am doing some rough math here. It seems that her topless photos
didn't surface until about 2 years into The Hills. So we ought to get to see Laura Conrad's
sex tape in about 6 more months. I am very much so looking forward to that.

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Kelly Osbourne Is Schnockered!

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And she can't even hold herself up.
[ The Blemish ]

Ashlee Simpson's cleavage. Enough
said.
[ Egotastic ]

Stacy Keibler is still alive and sexy.
[ Fatback Media ]

Celebrity Puke has the dl on the
Britney Spears court appearences.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Wow. Scarlett Johansson is hot but
she can not sing worth a shit.
[ Geno's World ]

Amy Winehouse is officially the
most unfuckable woman on earth.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Ashlee Simpson shows off her new
engagment bling.
[ Celebrity Nation ]

Jason Castro fell flat on his face
last night.
[ Nehked ]

Pamela Anderson had a garage
sale where she sold her old panties.
I so fucking jealous of people who
live in L.A. right now.
[ Daily Stab ]

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Britney Spears Has More Visitation With Her Kids

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Well its been a while since we have heard any "positive" news about Britney
Spears. But today things have changed. Instead of having supervised visitations
every now and then, instead she will be getting three supervised visitation days
per week. Thats right, it is still supervised. Hysterical. Apparently having her
daddy being the conservator of her estate and having not had any mental break-
downs since her last visit still she is not allowed to see her kids without a govern-
ment appoited caretaker there. Accordig to TMZ things are still unclear on weather
or not she will be able to have overnight visits. Lets hope so. Another positive bit
of news is that Britney will be able to spend all day Mothers Day with her kids.
Apparently, or at least according to TMZ Spears held multiple small back room
visits with KFed apparently hammering out some sort of deal that wouldn't be
made to the public and the paparazzi who were sworming the courtroom. So will
she have overnights with the little ones? We'll see. Will she eventually get full
blown custody or at least joint custody of her kids? We'll see. But both of those
things will ave to wait until July 15 because there are no scheduled court dates
before then. Thats a long time to wait for her to be able to have a normal life if you
ask me. But when you shave your head and have multiple breakdowns like Britney
has had, you gotta take what you dish out. No word yet on when the conservatorship
ends. Until then she will have to continue to rely on her daddy for an allowance and
pay for his $2500 a week or whatever he makes.

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ScarJo Is Engaged

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Here you have Scarlett Johansson. No longer single. Not only is she no longer
single, she is engaged to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds. What he has that I
do not have I will never know. All I know is that the days of lusting over
Scarlett Johansson as a realistic girlfriend are over. iTs been a long day and
I don't have alot to say because I spent all afternoon mowing grass. But there
you have it. ScarJo got a man to marry her. An easy task. All I hope is that,
by her being settled down she may feel more free to go topless in one of her
upcoming films. That would make me very happy.




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Miley Cyrus Has Changed Her Name

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For years people have been calling Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus or Hanna Montanna.
Her actual legal name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. But since people have been calling
her Miley for so long, they decided to go ahead and finally legally change it. Maybe
she thinks that if she changes her legal name this whole Annie Leibowitz picture
scandal will go away. What a retard. Of course Miley is only 15 so she herself could
not get her name changed on her own. She had to have Mommy and Daddy change
it for her. God it would suck to be a kid again. So from now on, you are not going
to a Miley Cyrus concert or a Hanna Montanna concert. You are going to a Miley
Ray Cyrus concert. I personally think that her have the same middle name as
her hick douchebag dad is kinda stupid. But what can I say they are from Nashville.
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