Crossing the Blues

































So this girl can't even act. She is handed a script on a "reality" show and she can't even
deliver with that. She doesn't even know the name of the movie she will be starring in.
All she says is, " I play the girlfriend of some cocky guy who thinks hes the shit... and I
kind of have him wrapped around my finger." Not bad. I personally want to see Audrina
in a movie. Especially a rated R movie because that means we may get to have a shot
at seeing her tits. I am doing some rough math here. It seems that her topless photos
didn't surface until about 2 years into The Hills. So we ought to get to see Laura Conrad's
sex tape in about 6 more months. I am very much so looking forward to that.