I just finished filling two Hefty bags with vomit afterwitnessing this failed attempt at ratings.Kirstie Alley retired
from being a morbidly obese couch potatoe, and may take
a stab at being an actress again.The 55 year old beach whale
said among other things that she not only quit eating, but
quit smoking. This would have been a good idea two decades
ago when she started sounding like an italian mob boss with
a cigar fetish.Her former diet included "Twenty sugar free
popsicles,twelve grape sodas, chips, two burritos, a tostada,
etc."This is more than I eat in a week. I hope she knows that
acting is no longer an option, not even The Surreal Life wants
her. I do hope she sucked the fat out and saved it for Nicole
Richie.
