Both Ke$ha and Britney Spears have hit songs on the Billboard charts and Ke$ha thinks it would be pretty cool for them to celebrate by having a theme party where people dress up at Ke$ha or Britney Spears and then the two go skinny dipping together. I guess Ke$ha doesn't like people too much cause if she ever took it all off, that party would clear out quick. Britney on the other hand, let's put it this way, I have never seen a woman lose and gain 30 pounds as quickly as Britney Spears can. Seriously, it is like a week by week thing with her. Either she is slammin' hot or she looks like she just rolled out of a bed in a trailer park. Either way, this party will never happen and I like to pretend it was never suggested.
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Both Ke$ha and Britney Spears have hit songs on the Billboard charts and Ke$ha thinks it would be pretty cool for them to celebrate by having a theme party where people dress up at Ke$ha or Britney Spears and then the two go skinny dipping together. I guess Ke$ha doesn't like people too much cause if she ever took it all off, that party would clear out quick. Britney on the other hand, let's put it this way, I have never seen a woman lose and gain 30 pounds as quickly as Britney Spears can. Seriously, it is like a week by week thing with her. Either she is slammin' hot or she looks like she just rolled out of a bed in a trailer park. Either way, this party will never happen and I like to pretend it was never suggested.
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I wasn't gonna post this pic because it is kind of gross but since we now know that DJ Stolen, some asshole Ke$ha knows, is the guy who leaked this pic of Ke$ha drenched in cum I guess it is newsworthy now. I think Ke$ha is about as ugly as they come or cum I should say. Get it? I can be funny sometimes. She is basically the U.S. equivalent of Amy Winehouse. Even if her hands were showing off her goodie bits, I still probably wouldn't get a hard on.

