Crossing the Blues

Angelina says she likes her
adopted kids better. After
all the other one is just an
American brat.
[ IDLYITW ]

We've seen them a million
times, but they're her to stay.
Paris Hilton's nipples!
[ Egotastic ]

Orlando Bloom might be
gay. I said might like it might
not be true. [ DListed ]

Marilyn Manson is dating a
19 year old. Just be glad there
is a 1 in front of the 9.
[ Hollywood Rag ]

Vanessa Minnillo is nipple.
I mean talented.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]

The Dirt sucks. I could have
told you that when I heard
it was starring Courtney
Cox. [ A Socialite's Life ]

Jennifer Aniston wins at The
People's Choice Awards out
of sympathy. [ Glitterati ]

JT gets some ScarJo booty
out of revenge. Any ScarJo
booty is sweet.
[ Tabloid Whore ]

Drew Barrymore broke up with
Fabrizio Moretti. Probably because
he is not an SNL character.
[ Celebitchy ]