And my belief in god is reconfirmed. [ Egotastic ]
Kelly Osbourne is a dog. No matter howfamous she is. [ The Blemish ]
Beyonce is the new spokesperson for
Samsung. Anything that doesn't involve
her having to sing. [ Jooksed ]
Dave Navarro has been wearing the
same clothes for a week. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Maggie Gyllenhaal is in the next Batman,
cause there isn't enough Batmans.
[ Glitterati ]
There is a nude security camera video of
Britney Spears. This is before she dawned
herself the antichrist. [ Tabloid Whore ]
Shiloh is going to be co starring in Brad Pitt's
new movie. Take that Suri. [ Celebitchy ]
Rosie O'Donnell is such a fat fuck. [ IDLYITW ]
Tori Spelling's dog looks exactly like her! [ DListed ]
